Stained in the Brain

I've been a lot of things, artist, animator, helicopter pilot, extreme snowboarder, president of Nigeria, chronic lier, but one of the few things that's stayed consistent is my passion for self-congradulation. It doesn't matter what I accomplished, if I successfully prepared a piece of toast I'm liable to stand back to admire my work for a disproportionate amount of time.

"Well I'll be gakked," I say with literally no hint of irony "That is without a doubt the finest piece of toast I've ever seen, that is until the second slice I put in pops up."

So as you can imagine it was quite the event when my Screwball themed, fanon-guzzeling Tumblr ask blog hit 500 Followers! I spent hours at the after party mingling with the guests (pony figurines) and proposing more toasts then the royal wedding (the filthy human one I mean). And after I had escorted the man I thought was a professional lion tamer off of my premises, I realized there's not much point to all the celebration if there's no one around who's face I can rub my success in.

Three days and a LOT of Ben and Jerry's later I made this wonderful piece of stained glass for the world to see, then I realized I couldn't upload a real life window onto the internet so I smashed it and whipped up a digital version in 20 minutes.

I know what you're thinking, because I've tapped your web cam and am looking at you right now, "But Mr. E. Raser what is this 'Bloug' of which you speak, I wish to contribute my hard earned attention to it so your ego may grow to proportions most commonly associated with the field of astronomy." Never fear my inexplicably well spoken yet ignorant patron, through the magic of wireless I can link you to this fantasimal web-location.

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There, see? That wasn't so hard. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a carton of "Red Velvet Cake" with my name on it!

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Art © ~BlockEraser